"Theatrical Logic"

In is down, down is front,out is up, up is back,off is out, on is in,and of course -right is left, and left is right.
A drop shouldn't and ablock and fall does neither.A prop doesn't anda cove has no water.
Tripping is O.K.A running crew rarely gets anywhere.A purchase line will buy you nothing.A trap will not catch anything.A gridiron has nothing to do with football.
A Strike is work(in fact a lot of work).And a green room, thank God, usually isn't.Now that you are fully versed in theatrical terms,Break a leg...but not really!